Kambo456 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Hello, I am a genuine Australian Bruce. Ladies - planning to visit Australia? What holiday to Australia would be complete if you did not get rooted by a bloke called Bruce?John Clease is presenting a Dinner Lecture for my Uni Alumni here in West Australia - for $995 a head! So we now might even be a bit "stuck up" now - paying close to a ton to eat escargo of fine china and listen to some upperclass pommy poofter crap on sure sound stuck up to me!

hamfish66 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

This is soo funny and true. we are alot like this... without the amen parts but that was still extremley funny. now we are all a bunch of pooftas walking around with peacock haircuts and fluro shirts.

LordManiMani (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Actually, they chose the name for both reasons! :D

smwebb82 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

No way you could get away with that these days.

smwebb82 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

No way you could get away with that these days.

romulus9911 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

LOL at Chapman asking if he was a poofta!then we have rule number 1 + 3 + 5 + 7then again it shows how much of champ he was

ohnothing (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Sidney Nolan, what's that??

tony9L9L (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

New Bruce? Are you a poofter?

elephas17 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

'Howls, howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!'

redbeardjim (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Actually, that was the name that the makers of "Jaws" used for their big mechanical shark.