CaptainMooMoo (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

SERIOUSLY.That little boy scares me.

Alwany (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

The song is so addicting- I can not get it out of my head.

AnnaBegan (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

that is brilliantly hysterical.

captsparrowslady (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

VRA: I'm the vampire rights amendment, making my way to the house and senate. Everyone who thinks Civil Rights are neato, needs to act now to avoid our veto.Living with undead, we're all the samestill they chase us with torches flamesand it's always over something dumblike the simple fact that we drink Blood. Boy: Boy, I can't wait for things to get better for us vampires!

captsparrowslady (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

VRA: I'm the vampire rights amendment, making my way to the house and senate. Everyone who thinks Civil Rights are neato, needs to act now to avoid our veto.Living with undead, we're all the samestill they chase us with torches flamesand it's always over something dumblike the simple fact that we drink Blood.

captsparrowslady (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Boy: Gosh! What are we gonna do?VRA: Well, we'll start by amending the US Constitution, we'll accept no substitution! With the help of friendly sentators and voters all over this land, we'll soon have Vampiric Evlolution!Boy: Evolution! Revolution!

captsparrowslady (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

VRA: Righto you are, my smart young lad, it's why all the vampires are so sad. We can't go out to play or take a vacation. That's why we need the help of legislation. And when our day of Equality comes, we'll no longer have to hide away from a segment of the population cuz we're all a part of the same great nation!

captsparrowslady (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Boy: You mean vampires don't have rights like the rest of us?VRA: Well, some people think it's wrong to give vampires the right to own a gun or to let 'em fall in love and get married, make little vampires. Don't even get me started on adoption rights!Boy: Well that's not right!VRA: No. No it's not.

captsparrowslady (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

VRA:*sings* I'm the vampire rights amendment, making my way to the house and senate. Everyone who thinks Civil Rights are neato, needs to act now to avoid our veto.Living with undead we're all the samestill they chase us with torches flamesand it's always over something dumblike the simple fact that we drink Blood.

captsparrowslady (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Boy: Wow... it sure is nice to see these new american vampires out and about but I wonder why they're all so sad...VRA: I'll tell you why! It's because some people would rather create laws to keep vampires away from other people. Instead of taking the time to get to know and understand the rich young culture of vampire americans.Boy: Well I think that's terrible.VRA: Yeah I do too!